Newt and Callista are heading to Hawaii to celebrate their anniversary, while doing a little “campaigning.” If you donated to his campaign, you’re paying for this. You going to Hawaii any time soon? I didn’t think so.
Since it’s their anniversary, Newt needs to head to Tiffany’s. I’m not sure what the traditional eleventh anniversary gift is, but I suspect for Callista, they’re all diamond. Let’s all help Newtie out by buying one of his crappy books or DVD’s.
There’s a sucker born every minute, and you can bet he’s immediately added to Newt’s email list.