A Fight Where You Can’t Root for Either Side

Two equally obnoxious and unsympathetic characters, he of the Daily Caller and she of the Daily Beast, are engaged in a 140-character battle.  All-round priggish jerk Tucker Carlson and spoiled, whiny rich girl Meghan McCain are having a thumb wrestle on the Twitters.

Meghan can yell, “He started it, Mom,” by Tucker’s asserting that whatever he’s done, John McCain doesn’t deserve a daughter like her.

Given Johnny Mac’s dumping Sarah Palin on us, I can’t think of any punishment he doesn’t deserve.

As in the Iran-Iraq War, I’m not really rooting for either side, since I wish a plague on both their houses.  But any harm Meghan and Tucker inflict on each other makes the world a better place.