The Duck Dynasty Robertson clan is partnering with Mossberg, a gun manufacturer, to promote a line of guns, including nice shotguns, two rifles, and a semi-automatic pistol.
Says vagina-loving, anus-hating Phil Robertson on the web site, “You know what makes me happy, ladies and gentleman? To blow a mallard drake’s head smooth off.”
Um, why do you need a semi-automatic to go duck hunting? And now I’m stuck with a mental image of severed duck heads flying through the air, dripping blood.
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