The NYT has a fun article up* about the Republican candidates’ houses as analyzed by interior designers and a design psychologist.
They liked Jon Huntsman’s federal-style townhouse in D.C. the best, so Huntsman has actually led in something this cycle, although it won’t get him any delegates.
Gingrich — Describing his “5,206 square-foot stone mansionette” in McLean, Virginia, the story says “Newt Gingrich’s style tends t0 be ornate, and his home has no shortage of mirrors.” The article also notes that his master bath has gold fixtures and a chandelier. “But what struck designers most was how the house sits angled on a corner lot, as if to say, ‘Look at me.'” Just like its owner! The brick exterior is really, really cold and ugly. The landscaping is very formal and high maintenance, with a lot of Marie Antoinettish topiary.
Bachmann — Describing her house in West Lakeland Township, Minnesota, the article focuses on its “unresolved” and “messed up” “grand manor roof,” saying that, “You know that what’s underneath is not a lot of clarity.” Kind of like what’s beneath Bachmann’s hair. The house really does look scatter-brained in the photo.
Romney — Discussing his house in Park City, Utah (since sold), it says that “Mr. Romney appears to take few risks in design.” As in campaigning. It calls the decor “pretentious but in kind of a predictable way.” Just like him.
Santorum — As for his house in Virginia hunt country, the designers found it “a little off.” As is he. One said, “…the proportions are awful. … It’s a big rectangular box with holes punched in it for widows. It doesn’t have much to say. Need I say more?”
If I had to live in one of the houses, I would choose Huntsman’s, and he’s the one I’m voting for in the primary.
*”The Houses of the Hopefuls,” by Kate Zernike