Mitt’s Imaginary Friends

Our lack of love for Mittens has driven the poor man to have imaginary friends — and they’re African American.

On Fox News after getting booed at the NAACP, Mitt said the black community does too support him, they’re just being very quiet about it:

“I spoke with a number of African-American leaders after the event and they said, you know, a lot of folks do not want to say they will not vote for President Obama….”

So Mittens thinks he has the black vote.  But, hell, he also thinks he’s getting his own planet when he dies.

Did Mitt ever get kicked in the head by Ann’s dressage horse?  That would explain a lot.