Dick Morris Is a Big Fat Pot Calling the Kettle Black

I got a mass email today from creepy, prostitute-hiring Fox News analyst Dick Morris that said in part, “Obama and the Democrats are famous for creating issues that don’t exist.”

Republicans, of course, never do anything like that.  They wouldn’t, say, call the Islamic Center at the old Burlington Coat Factory the “Ground Zero Mosque.”  They wouldn’t raise fears about “death panels” that are as real as unicorns.  They wouldn’t make a huge stink about the president’s birth certificate.   They wouldn’t have a clueless presidential candidate like Michele Bachmann, who thinks the Gardasil vaccine causes mental retardation.   They wouldn’t have a crazy presidential candidate like Ron Paul, who thinks the fence along the Mexican border will be used to keep Americans from going to Mexico.

Dick Morris, if not today’s Worst Person in the World, certainly the least self-aware.