No Tears for Katie

It’s hard to feel sorry for Katie Holmes.  All she had to do was Google “Scientology.”

And Emily Litella wants to know why their daughter is in our iPhones.

Try This at Home

Go to Google and print out a picture of Mitt from any of the GOP debates or from a national TV interview, like with Chris Wallace or Bret Baier.

Now print out a picture of Vladimir Putin.

Put them side by side.  I know, Mitt’s hair is better.

But look into their eyes.

Who would eat whom for breakfast?

Deck Stacked Against the Little Guy

From Rich Karlgaard on Forbes.com about Facebook’s IPO:

“Facebook left nothing for the common investor.  The insider pig pile of PE firms and celebrity Silicon Valley angels took it all.  This is a rather new, post-Sarbanes-Oxley fact and it should make Americans very, very angry.  When Microsoft went public in 1986, its market value was $780 million.  Microsoft’s market value would rise more than 700 times in the next 13 years.  Bill Gates made millionaires of thousands of ordinary public investors.  When Google went public in 2004 at a $23 billion valuation, it left less on the table for you and me.  Still, if you had invested in Google then and held your stock, you would be sitting atop a 9x return.  Zuckerberg and his Facebook friends took it all…”

Yet Another Definition for “Santorum”

Rick “Frothy” Santorum told Iowa today that he is a “solid block of cheese.”  Certainly better than the other definition of Santorum up on Google.

But, as we all know, the cheese stands alone.