Something Rotten in Denmark

The same Danish zoo that killed that young, healthy giraffe, Marius, has just killed four healthy lions, including two ten-month-old cubs.

These animals would have been better off in the wild, where at least they would have had a chance to survive.

OK, We Need to Bomb Denmark

Another zoo in Denmark is going to kill a healthy giraffe (also named Marius!) if they get a female to breed with their other male.

Wish of the Day

I wish I could take the people who killed Marius the giraffe in Denmark and feed them to the lions.

UPDATE — There is birth control for giraffes that allows them to be injected from a distance (so you don’t have to anesthetize them and risk a fall).  If they didn’t want Marius, they shouldn’t have allowed him to be born.  But baby giraffes as so cute, and bring in the visitors and the $…

Podesta Returns to WH, Barry Behaves Like Bill

With John Podesta, Bill Clinton’s former chief of staff, returning to the White House to help Barry battle back, Barry suddenly seems to have turned into the Big Dog.  Um, Barry, you know how Michelle feels about healthy foods, so no Danish for you, if you get my drift.

And Britain’s David Cameron was in full Hooray Henry mode, as he and Barry and the Danish took a photo of themselves, behaving like ill-mannered teenagers rather than heads of state at Nelson Mandela’s memorial service.  So clueless and classless. Why didn’t we send Biden?  Hell, why didn’t we send Rob Ford and Alec Baldwin?

Poor Barry, it’s a long, long flight home with Michelle.