Quote of the Day

“What else would you expect from Mastro, the former baseball-bat-wielding deputy mayor under womanizing Rudy Giuliani?”

Linda Stasi, New York Daily News, on Randy Mastro’s million-dollar Bridgegate report, which Stasi calls “Fifty Shades of Bullshit.”

Sing, Bridget, sing.

Quote of the Day

[Bridget Anne Kelly] is a single mother of four children who was deeply devoted and committed to her job at the Office of the Governor.  She worked tirelessly to pursue the goals of the Office during her tenure.”

Statement from Kelly’s lawyer in response to the Mastro report alleging that Kelly is an emotionally basket case and  cougar slut and Chris Christie is a saint who should be our next president.

Not only did she “pursue the goals,” when she gets immunity from prosecution, she will share those “goals” with us in all of their Jersey toughness and tawdriness.  And “the goals of the Office” will keep Christie from his goal of higher office.

That arrogant ass Mastro is going to have to eat his report.


Quick note — Josh Marshall at Talking Points Memo has a post up today comparing this to Anita Hill and “nutty and slutty.”  But you read it first here yesterday!  Um, maybe he did too.