We know that Rick Perry and Chris Christie are running in 2016 because they are making decisions purely out of fear of pissing off primary voters.
Perry refused to meet President Obama at the airport in Texas tomorrow, as governors traditionally do, because God forbid he should be photographed shaking the President’s hand.
And Christie vetoed a bill that would have reduced gun magazines in New Jersey from a maximum of 15 rounds to 10, because God forbid a mass shooter should have to re-load more often, giving his victims a chance to run. Nah, much more important for Chris to run.
The Perry thing is just silly, but the Christie thing is sad.
Embattled Farmers 
Sad? It sure is. Nobody in their right mind believes Christie can run — heck, he can barely walk!