Chris Christie is heading to Texas to fundraise for the Republican Governors Association, which he heads (although probably not for long).
But neither current Texas governor Rick Perry nor GOP gubernatorial hopeful Greg Abbott will be there. They, um, have to do laundry that night or something. They obviously don’t want to be in the same room with him or have their picture taken with him.
Before Bridgegate everyone wanted a picture with Christie because you’d look so thin.