Should Have Seen This Coming

The Duck Dynasty Robertson clan is partnering with Mossberg, a gun manufacturer, to promote a line of guns, including nice shotguns, two rifles, and a semi-automatic pistol.

Says vagina-loving, anus-hating Phil Robertson on the web site, “You know what makes me happy, ladies and gentleman? To blow a mallard drake’s head smooth off.”

Um, why do you need a semi-automatic to go duck hunting?  And now I’m stuck with a mental image of severed duck heads flying through the air, dripping blood.

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One comment on “Should Have Seen This Coming

  1. momshieb says:

    I’m going to say something very unprogressive and not politically correct. Ready?
    Anyone who watches “Duck Dynasty” should be enclosed in a locked trailer with the cast, t cases of bad beer, and a big old gun.
    Gag me.

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