Weiner — It’s All Twitter’s Fault

In his NYT Magazine interview, Anthony Weiner blames Twitter for his over-sharing of his penis:

“And if it wasn’t 2011 and it [Twitter] didn’t exist, it’s not like I would have gone out cruising bars or something like that.  It was just something that technology made possible and it became possible for me to do stupid things.”

Damn you, 2011, as Jon Stewart would say.  Um, Weiner, I’m guessing you would have found a way to do stupid things, cause that’s just the kind of narcissistic, immature, obnoxious little prick that you are.

More Weiner:

“I wasn’t really thinking. What does this mean that I’m doing this?  Is this risky behavior?  [Duh!]  Is this smart behavior?  [Double Duh!]  To me, it was just another way to feed this notion that I want to be liked and admired.  [For your penis?  You were a congressman with a pregnant wife, not a thirteen-year-old boy.]”