Tea Party groups across the country are rallying for demonstrations on July 4th to protest the Supreme Court’s decision upholding Obamacare. So we can’t even celebrate our country’s birthday in peace.
As you head off to picnics and parades, watch out for obese people bursting the buttons of their breeches, unironically hoisting signs that read “Keep your government hands off my Medicare.”
Embattled Farmers 
Saw a funny Facebook post today: “Thousands of conservatives are threatening to flee the country after the SCOTUS decision. Unfortunately, they can’t find a country without universal healthcare.”
Oi!
Good, let them go to Canada and demonstrate there.