Michele Bachmann has become a citizen of Switzerland! She’s eligible because she’s married to manly Marcus, who’s eligible because his parents were born there, and Switzerland is apparently neutral about giving citizenship to closet gays.
She can even run for office there. Oh, please, please, please!
And I’m sure Marcus can run a “pray away the gay” clinic there by day and, um, hang out with the gays guys by night.
Embattled Farmers 