Mitt’s Cotton Candy Speech

I both watched and read Mitt Romney’s speech in New Hampshire ushering in his general election campaign.  While the speech got good press, both for Mitt’s improved delivery and for its message, I thought it was nauseating.  His tone was condescending, as if we were all grade-school children, and his content was cynical.  As for policy or substance, Mitt stood before us and spun a giant cone of cotton candy.

He promised us a “better America,” but he didn’t say how.  He said that he wanted to know “what you think we can do to make this country better.”  Um, Mitt, you’re the candidate, that’s kind of your job.

But then he said he’d tell us “a little bit about myself.”  So I thought, ok, now he’s going to get into some policy.  But no, he said he’d tell us about Ann and his kids and grandkids and how much he loves this country and what a success he’d been in business.

When he said, “And after 25 years, I know how to lead us out of this stagnant Obama economy and into a job-creating economy,” I was sure he was finally about to tell us how.  But he just left us hanging again at he “knows how,” without sharing what he knows, and immediately pivoted to criticizing President Obama.

After talking about Obama’s government-centered vision, Mitt said he had a very different vision.  So again I thought he was going to offer some substance.  You know his vision?  It’s “an America driven by freedom where free people, pursuing happiness in their own unique ways, create free enterprises that employ more and more Americans.”  Who the hell wrote that — Chauncey Gardiner?  He faults Obama for still blaming George Bush.  Mitt seemed to be blaming George III.  If only we had our freedom, if only we could pursue happiness, if only we had free enterprise…  Oh, wait, we’ve had all that for about 230 years.

The pandering was so over-the-top it could have come from an SNL sketch.  Mitt did shout outs to single moms working two jobs, couples on food stamps, and grandparents who can’t afford enough gas to visit their grandkids.  Forget all that tough primary talk, new “general election” Mitt feels your pain.

It got especially deep when he said that as he looks at the unemployed, “it breaks my heart.”  This from the guy who caused so many Americans to become unemployed when he ruthlessly ran Bain Capital, thinking only of his bottom line and not those who would hit bottom because of him.

There were the usual hyberbolic howlers:  “With Obamacare fully installed, government will come to control half the economy, and we will have effectively ceased to be a free enterprise society.”  “We’ll stop the days of apologizing for success at home and never again apologize for America abroad.”

Mitt looked good by comparison when he was surrounded by the unqualified and the extreme, by Cain and Bachmann and Gingrich and Santorum and Perry.  Without them, he looks like the same insincere empty suit he was last time around.

Terrible speech, terrible candidate, terrible campaign.

8 comments on “Mitt’s Cotton Candy Speech

  1. momshieb says:

    There is no substance, no plan, no policy. Just another “free market” puppet, ready to protect corporate interests.
    By the way, I love your name and your gravatar!

  2. But he was talking to his children who will vote for him…. The morons!

  3. philowitz says:

    I heard some of it on the radio driving home from work yesterday, and I wondered why the report chose the section of the speech devoid of content. Now I realize that the entire speech was lighter than air, a confection made of flags and fourth of July parades, Its been my view for some years that Romney is a suit with a haircut: he’s not interested in ideas, policies or people, just in selling whoever he is talking to the product—himself..

    • What I couldn’t believe was that the speech got a lot of good reviews, like the folks in the fairy tale complimenting the emperor on his outfit when he was naked. Very true that he’s neither a policy wonk nor a people person (or both, like Bill Clinton), he just wants to get his tush in the Oval Office.

  4. philowitz says:

    I see what you mean:
    Makes me feel as if the pundits are speaking Bizarro world English, in which ‘good speech’ means ‘a bunch of empty twaddle’.

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