Mitt Goes Latin, With Predictable Results

Romney awkwardly panders to the people of Puerto Rico, in his inimitable, condescending Mitt way:

“What a beautiful island. What a beautiful place.  What a wonderful culture you enjoy.  What a wonderful people you are.  Citizens of this great land.  Citizens of America!”

What a crappy speechwriter you have, citizen of one-percent land!

Gonna take more than Marco Rubio as his running mate to fix Mitt’s anthropological challenges.

I guess it could have been worse.  He could have recited the lyrics to “I Feel Pretty.”

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