Romney awkwardly panders to the people of Puerto Rico, in his inimitable, condescending Mitt way:
“What a beautiful island. What a beautiful place. What a wonderful culture you enjoy. What a wonderful people you are. Citizens of this great land. Citizens of America!”
What a crappy speechwriter you have, citizen of one-percent land!
Gonna take more than Marco Rubio as his running mate to fix Mitt’s anthropological challenges.
I guess it could have been worse. He could have recited the lyrics to “I Feel Pretty.”