Newtie Needs Another Excuse

When questioned about whether he worked for Freddie Mac as a lobbyist, as we all know he did, or as the highest-paid historian in the history of the world, as he claims, Newt has fallen back on the excuse that he can’t release his contracts with them because they are confidential.

Well, the president of Freddie Mac has just released him from that obligation, and basically said,  “It’s fine with us if you reveal those contracts.”

So what’s your excuse now, Newtie?  I’m sure it will have something to do with how he’s like Churchill and Reagan and Obama is a socialist with Kenyan anti-colonial values.  And the word “fundamentally” will definitely appear in his new excuse at least once.

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