The GOP Goes for Gravitas

The Republican Party continues to prefer silly to serious.  The extreme right-wing nut job web site Newsmax is sponsoring a presidential debate on 12/27.  To make the thing even more cheesy, they’ve got Donald Trump as the moderator.

I expect he’ll ask stuff like, “Which of these two models do you think is hotter, or would you just go for the threesome?  Do you prefer lunch at Michael’s or the Grill Room at the Four Seasons?  Who has better cashmere — Loro Piana or Bruno Cucinelli?  What questions do you ask when interviewing a butler?  Do you find my double comb-over convincing?”

The good news?  The debate will be shown on Ion Television.  No, I haven’t heard of it either.