A new book about the British royal family, Not in Front of the Corgis, by Brian Hoey, reveals that one of Prince Charles’ valets (he has three, out of a staff of 133) irons his shoelaces whenever the Prince takes off his shoes.
All these years I’ve been going around with un-ironed shoelaces! I hope you have too. Otherwise, you are crazy.
And our Founding Fathers thought George III was insane.
Embattled Farmers 
See what happens with monarchies?
The populace loses all sense of reality and the monarchs laugh all the way to the polo grounds.
My cousin Sonia used to iron her husband’s socks, and I tbhought that was mishuga. But this is beyond crazy.