Oh, no, the Republicans are having another debate! Didn’t we just get them out of our family rooms and pay good money for a Shaman to get rid of any evil spirits that came through the TV?
This isn’t about the presidential campaign. This constant debating is their sneaky way of reducing the national debt by getting us to slit our wrists, so we can’t collect our Social Security and Medicare.
Thursday’s debate is on Fox, so expect your Shaman to charge extra.