If you do, you really need help, but anyway, Mitt “I’m Also Unemployed” Romney is offering a contest where the winner gets to spend a whole day campaigning with him! With his hundreds of millions of dollars, he’s even willing to spring for a coach ticket. You also get one night in a hotel, but it doesn’t say if Mitt will join you in that room in his Magic Mormon Underwear. We know there won’t be Champagne because of the Mormon thing.
You can enter for free, but his Facebook page is encouraging a $5 donation. I’m happy to pay Mitt $5 to stay away from me.
Hey, Mitt, you offer a day with Derek Jeter, and I’ll be on your Facebook page clicking away with $5 donations till my fingers are raw.